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ATTENTION: Collegiate bookstore-shopping, tit-bearing infidel


Sorry that I have not had the pleasure of making your acquaintance, but I just wanted to share a tid-bit of information with you.

It is indeed fortuitous that you slipped loose with a beaming smile, after saying "Sir, this guy won't leave me alone!" to me in such a distressed tone. I applaud your voice and/or drama coach.

I say that because had you not smiled, in the nick of time, there would have been what the authorities call an "altercation" and your partner and I would have had extremely interesting weekends, linked only by the nature of institutionalization.

I try to dress the part, in order to ward off such hi-jinks, but apparently I need to kick up the audio-visual sociopathy a notch or two.

Also, index tabs are really fucking sticky.
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Let's go shoppin! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #1 Sat Oct 13, 2007 at 04:35:44 AM EST

It took me forever to get where I am with Cute Girl Downstairs, mainly owed to my awesome clothing selection, which, while she was drawn to it, she also felt the need to screen me for a number of evenings to make sure I wasn't scary.

Boy, do I have her fooled. Or me. Definitely one, or the other.

And index tabs are certified as an acceptable airplane maintenance adhesive, for what it's worth. Though I may have just made that fact up.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.


tit-bearing by debacle (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Oct 15, 2007 at 02:17:20 PM EST
Or tit-baring?

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie



You think I don't know the difference? by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Oct 16, 2007 at 02:58:34 AM EST
Hmmmmmm?

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here
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