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By Horatio Hellpop (Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 02:11:56 AM EST) (all tags)
DAY 18:

"Dude, Carmex costs a buck-fiddy."

Note to a classmate: If a stranger takes your Carmex and you somehow recover it, treat that shit like it was your car keys falling into lava and let. that. shit. go.
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Herpes: by blixco (4.00 / 1) #1 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 08:08:19 AM EST
the gift that keeps on fucking your lips up.

I don't think I've ever been desperate enough about a thing to want to share body fluids with strangers in order to obtain said thing.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin


Speaking from experience? by debacle (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 09:25:33 AM EST
You don't seem like the sort for herpes.
"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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Nope. by blixco (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 09:32:49 AM EST
No hairpiece for me.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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80% of people have H-1 and by FourteenNineteen (2.00 / 0) #4 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 04:37:56 PM EST
20% have H-2.

http://www.ashastd.org/herpes/herpes_learn.cfm

That's in ther US of course.

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