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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS!

By Horatio Hellpop (Tue Dec 25, 2007 at 03:51:31 AM EST) HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!, NSFW (all tags)

I'd just like to note that I'm thankful for all the people I've come to know over the years, particularly from the Scoop-based sites.

I'd especially like to thank blixco, for reaching out to me, when I felt like I was at the end of my rope. The guy has a heart the size of Texas.

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In honor of cicero's diary:

By Horatio Hellpop (Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 05:10:53 PM EST) (all tags)

Things that are pretty good, hot or cold:

1. Dr. Pepper
2. Chicken wings
3. Potato salad
4. Women
5. Pizza
6. Coffee
7. Apple pie
8. Peach cobbler

9. Reader's choice.

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BRITONS: Not to be Trusted with Sharp Objects

By Horatio Hellpop (Sat Dec 15, 2007 at 10:41:10 PM EST) (all tags)

Hey, when are you guys gonna overthrow your Nanny State?
More importantly; when the time arrives, how will you do it?

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OP: Back To Skool

By Horatio Hellpop (Fri Oct 19, 2007 at 03:32:50 AM EST) (all tags)

DAY 24:It's hard to stand there looking disaffected for 3 hours.

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Science Reporting Sucks

By Horatio Hellpop (Sat Oct 13, 2007 at 06:35:47 PM EST) (all tags)

"Strange Molecule Found in Venus' Atmosphere"

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OP: Back To Skool

By Horatio Hellpop (Sat Oct 13, 2007 at 02:03:11 AM EST) Stevie Case found dead in her home, psych, just kidding, attention whores live forever (all tags)

DAY: 20

ATTENTION: Collegiate bookstore-shopping, tit-bearing infidel

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OP: Back To Skool

By Horatio Hellpop (Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 01:38:46 AM EST) (all tags)

DAY 19:

Boundaries.
Do you modern ladies have them?
Warning: This entry is not for the squeamish.

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OP: Back To Skool

By Horatio Hellpop (Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 02:11:56 AM EST) (all tags)

DAY 18:

"Dude, Carmex costs a buck-fiddy."

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OP: Back To Skool

By Horatio Hellpop (Wed Oct 10, 2007 at 03:33:35 AM EST) (all tags)

DAT 17:

"Hey, do you like the WNBA?"

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OP: Back To Skool

By Horatio Hellpop (Mon Oct 08, 2007 at 10:06:30 PM EST) (all tags)

DAY 16:

Asynchronous Ovulation.

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-	Tea... with treacle. And limes! Always limes!	5%
-	There's that thing you do with your eyebrow that makes all the children's bellies glow, could you do that round 4:30 or so? I got a girl coming by.	5%
-	The fearsome aqueous plants know who you are and what you've done. I suggest you start running. Tonight, son.	55%
-	"Erratically," they said, as though there were some other way to say it, "we cannot believe we're speaking in unison!"	15%
-	Two spoonfuls please.. right on my bum.	20%

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